So I (Tommy) was forced into hard, disgusting labor while my wife and kiddo were in Texas. I like to call this torturous work laundry. Thats right. I did laundry. Luckily, I have been blessed with the best wife in pretty much the entire universe. She does 99.9% of the laundry around these parts and I love her even more for that. But, sometimes life does cruel things to a person and you have to suck it up and deal with it.....after a lot of procrastination, of course. So I have walked by our Washing Machine (known as the WM from here on out) about a kazillion times. But only when I was forced to use it did I notice something weird. Take a look at this picture I have provided for you:
Apparently, in which ever country this was made they don't have normal sizes. You can only have EXTRA small, medium, or EXTRA large. So let's say you have 7 pairs of socks and 2 t-shirts. You stick them in the WM. Do you put it on extra small or is it bigger than extra small (i.e. small)? Does that mean that the medium setting is too big but the extra small is too small? What if I have a load that is a little above average in size? Once again into the ol' WM with it. DILEMMA!! Would the massive EXTRA LARGE setting swallow my clothes into the depths of the sudsy deep because I only have a large load? These are serious questions that need to be answered people!! Or maybe I should just stop being over-imaginative and wash my dirty clothes....nah!